
I went to Home Depot the other day to buy paint. I passed by the plumbing section and noticed a
Fluidmaster Complete Toilet Tank Repair Kit on sale for $20. Perfect! One of our toilets was refilling itself sometimes, which was a signal that there is probably a leak. Since the toilet is old, it was probably time to change the contraption inside the tank. On the side of the box it had 10 pictures and it said "easy to install". Perfect! I figured I could do this in half an hour and then continue painting as I had originally planned.
When I got home, I opened the package to find 20+ steps. (Note: that is more than the 10 pictures on the side of the box.) Undeterred, I proceeded with this endeavor. I should note that I grew up in apartments that had toilets that were pressure-assisted, and hence I have no real experience with tank toilet systems. I'm not foreshadowing an excuse or anything...
After an hour and a half, and a lot of mysterious dirt/grease and toilet water, I was stuck on step #5. I had shut the water off, drained the tank, and was in the process of removing the tank from the bowl. I was using a screwdriver, two wrenches and a ratchet to remove two screws. That took me an over an hour (too much to explain). Finally, I was supposed to unscrew the middle part (whatever the hell it's called), but the screw was like 3 inches in diameter with 1 1/2 inch cogs. Not to mention that this was a few decades old and rusted on. I could not do it with any wrench that I (or any normal person) owned.
So later that day I had to explain to Sandra that after two hours, nothing was painted and we no longer had a functioning toilet in the bathroom. And the explanation, "I thought it was going to be easy", didn't really make me sound any better.
However, I am proud to say that I came back with a bigger wrench and finished the toilet project! In retrospect, if you have the right tools (and a more recent toilet), this wouldn't be so bad. And now that I own a badass wrench, I'm just looking to reasons to use it. We do have two other bathrooms...